Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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