oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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