he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Come see our sink grown plant.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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