You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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