just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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