Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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