We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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