I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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