she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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