She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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I am naked and annoyed.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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