when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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