I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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