and next time when you feel me up, do it right
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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