had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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