Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Buhtt sex?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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