I'm lost and stupid without you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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