I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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