i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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