His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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