batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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