but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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