stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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