He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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