why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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