You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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