I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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