He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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