she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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