Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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