Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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