Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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