If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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