help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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