Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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