Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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