How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize