I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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