Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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