Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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