Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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