I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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