At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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