I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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