Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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