I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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