She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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