i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
