Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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