if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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