And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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