Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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