are you still at the devil's house?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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